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7) Pimples Mean Eternal Youth If Wrinkles Mean Wisdom!

Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got a real philosopher on our hands! According to their logic, pimples must be the holy grail of eternal youth, while wrinkles are merely a sign of being wise.

So, if you’re trying to look like a wise old sage, go ahead and embrace those wrinkles, but if you’re aiming for eternal youth, it’s time to start slathering on the acne cream! Who needs Botox when you can have a face full of pimples?

Just imagine the envy of all those wrinkle-faced folks when they realize you’re actually a youthful, pimpled-up prodigy! Just be sure to stock up on oil blotting sheets and face masks, because eternal youth may come at a cost… of oily skin.